A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.

That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!

Groat's syndrome by cagedape January 24, 2011

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Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

Groats Disease by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

grugatti

Grugatti is the finest car to ever exist

Supreme be jealous of me when I roll up in the new grugatti

grugatti by GRU IS SUPERIOR October 29, 2019

Groat

The combination of a groan and bloat.

"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."

Groat by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 13, 2020

groat

greatest rapper of all time!

lil christ is the groat

groat by usm idk February 12, 2020

Groaty

A word for describing something gross and/or something that is incredibly disgusting.

It can also be used to describe a very nasty looking girl in short shorts.

I was shitting on Deborah's desk last night...and it was very groaty.

Me: Aww gross dude did you see Britney in her short shorts yesterday?

You: Yeah dude that was fucking groaty shit!

Groaty by Garfields Nutts April 27, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026