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Groat's syndrome 

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
Groat's syndrome by cagedape January 24, 2011
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Groats Disease 

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.
Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.
Groats Disease by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

grugatti 

Grugatti is the finest car to ever exist
Supreme be jealous of me when I roll up in the new grugatti
grugatti by GRU IS SUPERIOR October 29, 2019
The combination of a groan and bloat.
"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."
greatest rapper of all time!
lil christ is the groat
groat by usm idk February 12, 2020
A word for describing something gross and/or something that is incredibly disgusting.

It can also be used to describe a very nasty looking girl in short shorts.
I was shitting on Deborah's desk last night...and it was very groaty.

Me: Aww gross dude did you see Britney in her short shorts yesterday?

You: Yeah dude that was fucking groaty shit!
Groaty by Garfields Nutts April 27, 2011