Groater 

Groater
Noun
A: An abundant amount of penis cheese that is currently soaking in the cleave of the testes
B: Urine soaked discharge from either an STD or some pustules that have erupted near the scrotal sack, creating a fermented stew in sweat.

Sentence Usage: There was groater in my soup after I told off the waiter, I'm going to get sick.:

Groater by Capt.Jap Aye January 8, 2014

groager 

Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.

"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"

groager by cdhally September 19, 2013

Greater johnstown high school 

A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid

Greater Johnstown high school is in Pennsylvania

Greater johnstown high school by Trojan1220 April 12, 2019

the groaner 

a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.

last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me!

the groaner by JAson R........ April 12, 2009

Muskokan Cheese Grater 

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

Muskokan Cheese Grater by teratoma April 20, 2010

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory 

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory by v1cious October 6, 2004

groaker 

(verb): a person who stares longingly at people who are eating in the hopes that they will give them some food. (someone in the act of groaking)

Don't stare at me while I'm eating, stop being a groaker!

groaker by afanofbigness June 13, 2018