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Groating 

The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.
Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"
Groating by Ironpanion May 5, 2022
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Hover-grating 

A careless method of grating cheese by holding the block of cheese and grater high above the food, causing it to disperse everywhere but the intended dish.

Characterised by fragments of grated cheese found everywhere around the kitchen afterwards - often accompanied by a larger, dry block of remnant cheese left out for many days after said cheese-grating incident.

Particularly common in Rootes P 2nd kitchen, and generally anywhere inhabited by a German-Italian partnership.
Dude 1: "Awww wtf Jasper, there's cheese everywhere on the table again!"
Jasper: "Sorry dude, Francesco and I made pesto pasta last night and we were hover-grating the cheese over it."
Dude 1: "Aw not again dammit."
Pit: "In Luxembourg..."

Hover-grating is the only way to truly enjoy a German-Italian dish.
Hover-grating by rootesp2nd March 3, 2011

Scape Goating 

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.
Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."
Scape Goating by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Groaking 

To watch someone eating in the hope they will offer you food
"piss off, dude, quit Groaking me"
"but i'm so hungry"
etc
etc
Groaking by Nige C January 30, 2004
Something that's nagging and then builds up inside and eventually turns into an annoyance.
"I know something you don't know!"

... (Conversation carries on and the 'something' still hasn't been told)

"Please just tell me! It's grating on me now!"
Grating by a-benni December 27, 2011

grouting 

When a young male finishes in his hand and uses his splooge to fill all the wrinkles on a GILF's face.
Bjorn was adventurous in the tile industry and became bored one day during his lunch break. He went to his friend Nemo's house where his grandmother was sleeping and decided to play with himself. Bjorn finished in his hand and found himself (grouting) Nemo's GILF of a grandmother while she was sleeping.
grouting by dock & launch August 16, 2013

grouting tile 

When a female has a six pack, and your cum on her chest. The cum then fills into the ab lines achieving a grouting affect.
I was banging this chick from cross-fit and I ended up grouting tile because I didn't want a baby with a chick who has a six pack, because girls with six packs are gross.
grouting tile by Csweenes November 19, 2014