Groat

The combination of a groan and bloat.

"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."

by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 13, 2020

groat

greatest rapper of all time!

lil christ is the groat

by usm idk February 12, 2020

Groat

The art or practice of staring longingly at somebody elses food, in order to get some yourself.

Stop looking at my coffee in this cup YOU BIG FAT GROATER

Attention all groaters: KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF

by poobum+weebum September 2, 2009

groat

Verb. To finger a lady's pussy. Looking for a g-spot with two fingers.
Groated-past tense.

guy 1 - Last night i groated this girl so hard she yelled for her mother. Then after the groating we moved to oral. It was fucking amazing.

guy 2 - Ya I am going to pick up a chick and bring her home, then groat her hard. All for just a one-night-stand.

by Gi Manto April 5, 2008

groat

to put a finger up a vagina

girl #1-last nights some creep put his finger up my vagina and it felt so good

girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u

by Karl Hert April 10, 2008

Groat

Your throat and your groin.

"Im gonna punch you in your groat."

by Formalninja October 3, 2018

groat

Female chin whiskers.

I saw my wife with some tweezers pulling out groats from her chin.

by MiahMorris February 5, 2007