groat

greatest rapper of all time!

lil christ is the groat

by usm idk February 13, 2020

groat

Verb. To finger a lady's pussy. Looking for a g-spot with two fingers.
Groated-past tense.

guy 1 - Last night i groated this girl so hard she yelled for her mother. Then after the groating we moved to oral. It was fucking amazing.

guy 2 - Ya I am going to pick up a chick and bring her home, then groat her hard. All for just a one-night-stand.

by Gi Manto April 05, 2008

groat

to put a finger up a vagina

girl #1-last nights some creep put his finger up my vagina and it felt so good

girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u

by Karl Hert April 10, 2008

groat

Female chin whiskers.

I saw my wife with some tweezers pulling out groats from her chin.

by MiahMorris February 02, 2007

groat

the growth on the elbow which you keep picking at until eventuallt the growth comes off. but what you dont realise is that it grows back.
but stronger and more stealthy than last time. and you pick it off again until it consumes you.
its a great way to spend an afternoon.

id love to do something today but i gotta groat

i cant come into work, ive been groated

for the love of groat

by Disco_Bill February 19, 2004

Groat

The combination of a groan and bloat.

"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."

by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 14, 2020

Groat

The art or practice of staring longingly at somebody elses food, in order to get some yourself.

Stop looking at my coffee in this cup YOU BIG FAT GROATER

Attention all groaters: KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF

by poobum+weebum September 02, 2009