"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."
by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 14, 2020
Stop looking at my coffee in this cup YOU BIG FAT GROATER
Attention all groaters: KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF
Attention all groaters: KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF
by poobum+weebum September 2, 2009
by Formalninja October 3, 2018
guy 1 - Last night i groated this girl so hard she yelled for her mother. Then after the groating we moved to oral. It was fucking amazing.
guy 2 - Ya I am going to pick up a chick and bring her home, then groat her hard. All for just a one-night-stand.
guy 2 - Ya I am going to pick up a chick and bring her home, then groat her hard. All for just a one-night-stand.
by Gi Manto April 5, 2008
girl #1-last nights some creep put his finger up my vagina and it felt so good
girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u
girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u
by Karl Hert April 10, 2008
Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.
Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
by TreeWeezel April 2, 2011