When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.
Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
by cagedape March 17, 2012
Someone who is really, REALLY gay. I mean so gay you couldn't put him out with a bucket of water. The name is derived from a 'baker's dozen', getting 13 items for the price of 12. A 'baker's fag' will suck 13 dicks for the price of 12.
by cagedape May 29, 2009
A polite way of calling someone a 'cunt'. Bitch with a capital 'B' would be a super bitch, bitch on wheels, etc. Bitch with a capital 'C' ('C' being the first letter in 'cunt') is a clever way to get around saying the word 'cunt' in mixed or professional company.
For full effect, when saying this about someone, be sure to exercise the proper body language. I.e. raise one eyebrow, give a 'knowing' look, and slightly nod your head. Afterwards, follow up by saying, "You know what I'm saying?" and continue nodding to gain agreement from your audience.
For full effect, when saying this about someone, be sure to exercise the proper body language. I.e. raise one eyebrow, give a 'knowing' look, and slightly nod your head. Afterwards, follow up by saying, "You know what I'm saying?" and continue nodding to gain agreement from your audience.
Senator Clinton thinks she's all that, but really she's nothing but a bitch with a capital 'C'.
Lurlene think I's gonna work overtime tonite off da clock jus so she can make her bonus? Shiiiit! She be smoking som'tin. She ain't nuttin but a byatch with a capital 'C'.
Lurlene think I's gonna work overtime tonite off da clock jus so she can make her bonus? Shiiiit! She be smoking som'tin. She ain't nuttin but a byatch with a capital 'C'.
by cagedape July 11, 2009
What happens on New Year's day after you're done puking your guts out the night before, on New Year's Eve. Your now empty stomach produces nothing when you begin dry heaving after a night of hard partying and drinking.
"Joey's got the New Year's heaves! He's rolling around on the floor heaving and gasping for breath. It's hilarious! Where's the camera!?"
by cagedape December 27, 2009
'Howyamomanem' is a shortened, lazy way of asking "How is your Mom and them?" which itself is a pleasant greeting asking "How is your mother doing? And the rest of the family?" This phrase was originated in the 'coonass' areas of Louisiana (chiefly southern areas of the state), and in recent years has spread to other surrounding geographical areas.
by cagedape December 12, 2009
A statement of strong agreement. Similar to, but stronger than, 'I heard dat', 'Word', and "Dat's what I'm sayin".
Person 1: Bush absolutely ruined our economy.
Person 2: I couldn't agree with you more. That's what I'm screaming.
Person 1: Dis dj is off da chain!
Person 2: Dat's what I'm screamin.
Person 1: Shaneyney booty be on time, u know what I'm sayin my nigga?
Person 2: Trudat my brotha! U ain't neva lied! Dat's wat I'm screamin!
Person 2: I couldn't agree with you more. That's what I'm screaming.
Person 1: Dis dj is off da chain!
Person 2: Dat's what I'm screamin.
Person 1: Shaneyney booty be on time, u know what I'm sayin my nigga?
Person 2: Trudat my brotha! U ain't neva lied! Dat's wat I'm screamin!
by cagedape July 06, 2009
A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.
This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.
Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
by cagedape January 24, 2011