Groaty

A word for describing something gross and/or something that is incredibly disgusting.

It can also be used to describe a very nasty looking girl in short shorts.

I was shitting on Deborah's desk last night...and it was very groaty.

Me: Aww gross dude did you see Britney in her short shorts yesterday?

You: Yeah dude that was fucking groaty shit!

by Garfields Nutts April 27, 2011

Groaty

Misspelling of Grody.

That is one groaty sic coffee mug! Please wash it!

by colinstu October 5, 2023

Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.

That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!

by cagedape January 24, 2011

GOATY

Greatest of all time, cool, unreal, the best, perce

"Those Cavendish Restaurant Style fries are goaty"

"Tom Brady to Rob Gronkowski is goaty"

by Hogi69 May 27, 2018

Dead Grotty

Something or someone who is Grotesque

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty

by Jeremy Hillary Boob PHD February 8, 2012

grotty

Grotesque.

Made famous by George Harrison in "A Hard Day's Night"

I wouldn't be caught dead in them, they're dead grotty.

by Samoonfka July 12, 2006

Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

by mrbomangles February 22, 2011