Groat 

The combination of a groan and bloat.

"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."

Groat by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 13, 2020

groat 

greatest rapper of all time!

lil christ is the groat

groat by usm idk February 12, 2020

Groat 

The art or practice of staring longingly at somebody elses food, in order to get some yourself.

Stop looking at my coffee in this cup YOU BIG FAT GROATER

Attention all groaters: KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF

Groat by poobum+weebum September 2, 2009

groat 

Verb. To finger a lady's pussy. Looking for a g-spot with two fingers.
Groated-past tense.

guy 1 - Last night i groated this girl so hard she yelled for her mother. Then after the groating we moved to oral. It was fucking amazing.

guy 2 - Ya I am going to pick up a chick and bring her home, then groat her hard. All for just a one-night-stand.

groat by Gi Manto April 5, 2008

groat 

to put a finger up a vagina

girl #1-last nights some creep put his finger up my vagina and it felt so good

girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u

groat by Karl Hert April 10, 2008

Groat 

Your throat and your groin.

"Im gonna punch you in your groat."

Groat by Formalninja October 3, 2018

groat 

Female chin whiskers.

I saw my wife with some tweezers pulling out groats from her chin.

groat by MiahMorris February 5, 2007