Gromping 

2 men touching assholes together.

Hey man I heard that Gromping feels really nice.

Gromping by Feetthan October 15, 2022

Groming 

The art of casually browsing through your phone in a group of people rather than take part in the conversation. To ignore those you are with to Grom your phone.

"Wow, I can see Tom is just Groming away again instead of talking to his friends"

Groming by Brandon Brit December 12, 2019

platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.

Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.

platonic groping by annexxxx March 28, 2011

glomping

v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people. Look up Glomp.

I knew the glomping was coming when I saw her running toward me.

glomping by natalia gomez February 11, 2008

Latino Grouping 

The belief that all Latinos in the U.S.A are Mexican.

Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.

Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!

Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.

Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?

Ashley: You're Mexican?

Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-

Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!

Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.

Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.

All: Wow!

Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.

Latino Grouping by I'm not MEXICAN! July 9, 2018

Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."

Grumping it by queephlosion December 16, 2020

groping the goose 

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

groping the goose by gooser94 January 11, 2014