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Groming
The art of casually browsing through your phone in a group of people rather than take part in the conversation. To ignore those you are with to Grom your phone.
Groming by Brandon Brit December 12, 2019
platonic groping
Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.
platonic groping by annexxxx March 28, 2011
glomping
v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people. Look up Glomp.
glomping by natalia gomez February 11, 2008
Latino Grouping
Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.
Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!
Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.
Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?
Ashley: You're Mexican?
Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-
Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!
Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.
Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.
All: Wow!
Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.
Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!
Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.
Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?
Ashley: You're Mexican?
Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-
Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!
Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.
Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.
All: Wow!
Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.
Latino Grouping by I'm not MEXICAN! July 9, 2018
Grumping it
When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.
Grumping it by queephlosion December 16, 2020
groping the goose
groping the goose by gooser94 January 11, 2014
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026