grumping

Johnson's slow, angry and sad behavior when he's grumpy.

"Why does he seems depressed today?"
"He's just grumpy. He does it really well, too. I woke up today, planning to be grumpy, but it just didn't work out."
"Okay, he's grumping his way over; we can leave now."

by abalone gyro April 23, 2004

grumping

The act of "dry humping" while grinding on a dance floor.

"Yo, that dude is dancing so hard with that chick he's grumping!"

by Blowfish3 October 22, 2009

Grump Grump

A motherfuckin' grumpy-ass dog. He's always grumping and being rude. He doesn't have anything to grump about (except maybe that our McDonald's doesn't have $1 McDoubles) but he continuously grumps. Also a cheapskate and is not forthcoming with kisses or snugs.

Zack: Hey let's go smoke synthetic marijuana!!!

Em: I can't. I have to take this Grump Grump to the vet to get this cone off his head. He's grumping about it.

by Emboslice August 23, 2011

Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."

by queephlosion December 16, 2020

grump

noun: when you shit on the ground. grump = ground + dump

When doodie calls and there isn't a bathroom around, take a grump.

Backpacking ventures almost always entail grumps.

by thebelgianbomber February 8, 2014

Grumping

When a person grind/dry humps a person alive or dead

"Did you see tom and tracy grumping at jimmys party last night?" " dude I totally practiced grumping on my pillow last night."

by Og_grumper_69 August 1, 2017

grumps

a certain state of mind characterized by grumpiness and a generally disagreeable demeanor

Reia spilled her beer all over her self, and was grumps for the rest of the night.

by manfriend July 3, 2004