glomping

v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people. Look up Glomp.

I knew the glomping was coming when I saw her running toward me.

glomping by natalia gomez February 11, 2008

Glomping

Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P

"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"

Glomping by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012

Glomping

1. Embracing someone for a long period of time.
2. Milkin'a hug

You were really glomping that hug from that girl at the party weren't you?

Glomping by jwc2raven January 13, 2009

Glomping

Running/walking around in such away that it may appear that one is leaping, while making an unnecessarily wild show of doing so. particular down stairwells. there may also be obnoxious sound effects involved. it is a particularly good method for giving the major muscle groups in your legs and buttocks a good workout. watching somebody glomp around will probably look like a combination of that person trying to take the largest steps possible, as well as trying to raise his legs as high up as possible while stepping, and finally trying to slam his feet down with as much force as possible.

"dude, what's that guy doing over there? is he mental or something?"
"nah he's just glomping around. did you know its a great way to work your legs?"

Glomping by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee33 September 10, 2009

glomping

Living in an RV while on someone else’s property, using their space and/or resources for free. (A hybrid of ‘glamping’ and ‘glomming’.)

e.g., "We went glomping way back in the national forest," or "I can't go out with you guys tonight because my parents are glomping at my place with my kids and they're all expecting me home for dinner."

glomping by Trespassers Will August 6, 2014

Glomping

A sexual act of a mysterious nature, to glomp rather than to romp

person 1 : hey, what you doing?
person 2 : I'm glomping

Glomping by Other guy May 9, 2011

Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

Glomping by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024