Groming 

The art of casually browsing through your phone in a group of people rather than take part in the conversation. To ignore those you are with to Grom your phone.

"Wow, I can see Tom is just Groming away again instead of talking to his friends"

Groming by Brandon Brit December 12, 2019

Groming 

After a long day in a bakery, a hot bath with candles and Celine Dion’s greatest hits. Focusing on the 95-02 years of Dions library and more specifically

“My Heart Will Go On” pretending the bar of soap is the “Heart of the Ocean”

“My boy pussy may have a yeast infection from my long day in bakery, by the end of the day the bread wasn’t the only thing rising, I’m going home and Groming myself.”

Groming by C Kim March 18, 2021

Groming 

Insert a thunder God strikes you down with their lightning.

Examples Zeus in the hit concept album "Epic: The Musical: The Thunder Saga", written by Mr. Jalapeño, played by Luke Holt, song "Thunder Bringer" where Zeus kills Odysseus's crew.

That Igor sure does grom.

Athena sure did get gromed in the "Wisdom Saga".

That ginger is really groming in the psych ward.

Groming by gayer cheese August 31, 2024

the fastest growing army

Greg, the fastest growing army on YouTube and the world, is lead by none other than Danny Gonzalez. Also, don't look this up again, this is the ONLY TIME.

Person 1: Hey, are you a part of Greg, the fastest growing army of all?

Person 2: Hell yeah! Of course.

the fastest growing army by gamer_124 December 29, 2018

fastest growing army on youtube 

did you mean: greg

Me: what is the fastest growing army on youtube?
Google: did you mean: greg

fastest growing army on youtube by emthenarwhal1 April 22, 2019

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube 

Greg (Danny Gonzalez fan base)

Greg is widely known for being the fastest growing army on not just YouTube, but on the whole internet.

The fastest growing army on YouTube is Greg

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube by Truly Greg Forever June 17, 2021

Quarantine Grooming 

Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.

When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.

(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)

"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"

Quarantine Grooming by Unzipped Intentions May 11, 2020