Groli

Guardian Reader Of Limited Intelligence

Most teachers are Grolis

by Aless Heath October 31, 2008

Grofit

Grofit is the combination of the words Growth and Profit put together during the coming of the Ambulas in Warframe. Grofit is used as a message between players much like leeroy jenkins in world of warcraft.
Grofit is love.
Grofit is life.

Let's Grofit
Growth! Profit! ...Grofit!

by Sadness Salsa January 9, 2018

groid noise

any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.

Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."

by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023

Grofit

Growth + Profit

Thought leaders, are you ready to pivot downturns into rising Grofit?!

by BlueNapalmGaming May 20, 2017

Golio

Someone who drops out of school freshmen year and disappears.

That kid pulled a Golio and dropped out. I haven't seen him since.......

by Gulu November 7, 2012

Grohlism

The religion which follows lead singer of The Foo Fighters and former drummer of Nirvana "Dave Grohl"

Pat: "Do you follow Christianity?"
Chris: "No, I follow Grohlism"

by foo fan December 18, 2011

Grobis

Bulgarian pop star from the early 2000s, distinguished by his hirsute and morbidly obese appearance, form-fitting violet suits, and abusive relationship with his 34-year old Azeri stepfather Anar Mamedyarov. Rose to prominence with hits "Only My Heart," "Two Make One," and "Perestroika" before suffering a career-destroying humiliation at Eurovision 2003, where he proposed marriage to Icelandic transvestite Hrjvac Siggurdsen under the presumption that the latter belonged to the fairer sex.

Bulgarian Pop News Channel One: Kronya Bulgakova! Kronya Bulgakova! Is it true you have resumed your relationship with National People's Artist Grobis Tarkovich?
Kronya: What are you talking about? Our marriage was annulled on grounds of irreconcilable difference. I wouldn't sleep with that sad sack if he paid me four new rubles. Now I am a second mistress of the potent and odious Anar.

by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018