4 definitions by Pernicious Lim
Yegorushka: Yooooooooooo, no wayy!
Lim: Bröthers, what's recent? I want to be included in this jöke.
Stos: Nothing, my guy in Fifa just vermiculated Igor's goalkeeper in the solar plexus and somehow didn't get red cardigans.
Lim: Bröthers, what's recent? I want to be included in this jöke.
Stos: Nothing, my guy in Fifa just vermiculated Igor's goalkeeper in the solar plexus and somehow didn't get red cardigans.
by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018
Armenian Secret Army for the Liberation of Armenia, group of roughly three Armenians in Lebanon (Monte, Hagop, and Alec) who wreaked havoc on Turkish diplomatic installations in Western and Southern Europe during the early 1970s despite having a roughly $800 budget and operating out of a seventh floor "clubhouse" in Bourj Hamoud whose bathroom only got cleaned once when Monte's mom visited. Considered legends by some.
Hagop Hagopian: Well axper, it seems as though your qualifications are in order. Welcome to ASALA
Multilingual Monte Melkonian: Wunderbar! When do I get to meet the mysterious Hagop Hagopian and the other higher-ups?
Hagop Hagopian: That's me. We have this one other guy, but he hasn't been around in a while. Also I have autism.
Monte Melkonian: Aw shucks, I gave up my archeology program for this??
Multilingual Monte Melkonian: Wunderbar! When do I get to meet the mysterious Hagop Hagopian and the other higher-ups?
Hagop Hagopian: That's me. We have this one other guy, but he hasn't been around in a while. Also I have autism.
Monte Melkonian: Aw shucks, I gave up my archeology program for this??
by Pernicious Lim December 18, 2018
Bulgarian pop star from the early 2000s, distinguished by his hirsute and morbidly obese appearance, form-fitting violet suits, and abusive relationship with his 34-year old Azeri stepfather Anar Mamedyarov. Rose to prominence with hits "Only My Heart," "Two Make One," and "Perestroika" before suffering a career-destroying humiliation at Eurovision 2003, where he proposed marriage to Icelandic transvestite Hrjvac Siggurdsen under the presumption that the latter belonged to the fairer sex.
Bulgarian Pop News Channel One: Kronya Bulgakova! Kronya Bulgakova! Is it true you have resumed your relationship with National People's Artist Grobis Tarkovich?
Kronya: What are you talking about? Our marriage was annulled on grounds of irreconcilable difference. I wouldn't sleep with that sad sack if he paid me four new rubles. Now I am a second mistress of the potent and odious Anar.
Kronya: What are you talking about? Our marriage was annulled on grounds of irreconcilable difference. I wouldn't sleep with that sad sack if he paid me four new rubles. Now I am a second mistress of the potent and odious Anar.
by Pernicious Lim December 18, 2018
"Tim stayed on the wagon for a whole month this time, but he was lured back to drinking by the siren song of a Jiminy Cricket
by Pernicious Lim October 1, 2018