World of Warcraft player: listen, man, i'll do anything, ANYTHING for just one more month of play! i'm serious, man, here, take my sister, take my penis, take my house, just don't take my level 56 troll rogue!
Guy: who the fuck are you anyway?
by ObeyZod September 9, 2005
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Pregnancy, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Herpes. These are just some of the things that World of Warcraft players need not be concerned about.
by Echelon April 8, 2008
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The most highly addictive game ever played. It will consume your soul and poison your water supply.
by Zelnar (WoW Name) August 18, 2005
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Sex, career, friends, money and power. All
of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from World of Warcraft
by Barkley Wite April 6, 2005
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World of Warcraft- WoW is kind of like smoking. You don't see what all the fuss is about in the beginning, until one of your friends gives you a free taste. Still, you can't see how addicting it is until you have tried it a few times. Then you start buying it, and using it by the bundle, and you can't seem to stop. You'll do anything just to get a few good hours in with your favorite pasttime. You slowly start to lose touch with former friends and family, and meet lots of strange new people with a similar addiction. Prolonged use can lead to death. It's very difficult to get out of your system, you must rely on the strangth of others, for your willpower has ben sapped.
General Surgeons Warning- Not intended for oral or anal use. WoW shouldn't be used if you suffer from seizures or are an expectant mother. Side effects include obsession, nausea, vomiting, and pink eye. Ask you doctor before using.
I've wasted 1,000 hours of my life playing World of Warcraft. The closest I've spent this much on time on something is porn. - cyberNinja62333
by HomocidalRobot July 22, 2006
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a game played by millions of people who don't realize that they have signifigant others who haven't heard from them in ages.
friend of WoW player- "hey sara and i are gonna go eat out, want to come? you can take your girlfriend"

WoW player- "oh shit! i have a what? i promised to call her two weeks ago!"
by WoW widow August 15, 2005
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A video game that millions of people choose to play during their spare time.
Some people choose to spend their spare time watching laguna beach or bromance. Personally, I'd rather slay a giant fucking dragon in World of Warcraft. So fuck off.
by jimmyassclown February 12, 2009
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