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Gritchard

Gritchard is a man of power. He does what he pleases. Gritchard is everything. Gritchard enjoys the smell of cow patties, and enjoys gaming on Cleverbot. Gritchard thinks you should check the sight out in your free time.
Person: Can I have some help?
Gritchard: Gritchard likes to help.
Person: Do you like hut tubs?
Gritchard: Gritchard indeed does enjoy hot tubs.
by Gritchard October 21, 2011
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Pritchard Unit

In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.
The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.
by Strohgrapher January 14, 2008
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pulling a pritchard

To score a goal by means of goal hanging
Oh my gosh he's pulling a pritchard...quick mark him!
by Elliot Newton123 December 28, 2007
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Grittard

A upper lower-class white male whose day-to-day style consists of wife-beaters, acid washed jeans, forearm tattoos, low self-awareness, and a chinstrap.

Describes a dumb, irrationally confident, gritty but not tough white dude
See: Kevin Federline aka HGIC "Head Grittard in Charge" of Grittard Nation
by Gritty Grittardo September 22, 2018
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Luke Pritchard

Possibly the sexiest man alive. The cutest Kook member by far. His abilty to write amazing tuneage and sing in an amazingly unique way are just a few of the amazingly cool and bloody amazing quality talents he has. His BEAUTIFUL curly hair holds magical powers that makes all fall in live with him. He is a sex god.
Leanne: Luke pritchard is the most beautiful sexy man i have ever looked at, i want to touch him. Corrrr!

Tasha: Yeah that Mischa Barton didnt deserve him.
by Mrslukepritchard ;) August 16, 2009
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Grincard

An American woman (Gringa) who marries a latino man to provide the latter with a US residence (Green Card).
That beaner did it right, he married that Grincard
by RickHard February 18, 2009
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Glitchtard

Someone who uses a glitch or exploit in a game to try to get a cheating advantage over other players.
Chris is such a glitchtard - he keeps using that knife cheat.
by AGeezy January 5, 2010
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