Gritchard 

Gritchard is a man of power. He does what he pleases. Gritchard is everything. Gritchard enjoys the smell of cow patties, and enjoys gaming on Cleverbot. Gritchard thinks you should check the sight out in your free time.

Person: Can I have some help?
Gritchard: Gritchard likes to help.
Person: Do you like hut tubs?
Gritchard: Gritchard indeed does enjoy hot tubs.

Gritchard by Gritchard October 21, 2011

Pritchard Unit 

In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.

The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.

Pritchard Unit by Strohgrapher January 14, 2008

pulling a pritchard

To score a goal by means of goal hanging

Oh my gosh he's pulling a pritchard...quick mark him!

pulling a pritchard by Elliot Newton123 December 28, 2007

Grittard 

A upper lower-class white male whose day-to-day style consists of wife-beaters, acid washed jeans, forearm tattoos, low self-awareness, and a chinstrap.

Describes a dumb, irrationally confident, gritty but not tough white dude

See: Kevin Federline aka HGIC "Head Grittard in Charge" of Grittard Nation

Grittard by Gritty Grittardo September 22, 2018

Luke Pritchard 

Possibly the sexiest man alive. The cutest Kook member by far. His abilty to write amazing tuneage and sing in an amazingly unique way are just a few of the amazingly cool and bloody amazing quality talents he has. His BEAUTIFUL curly hair holds magical powers that makes all fall in live with him. He is a sex god.

Leanne: Luke pritchard is the most beautiful sexy man i have ever looked at, i want to touch him. Corrrr!

Tasha: Yeah that Mischa Barton didnt deserve him.

Luke Pritchard by Mrslukepritchard ;) August 16, 2009

Grincard 

An American woman (Gringa) who marries a latino man to provide the latter with a US residence (Green Card).

That beaner did it right, he married that Grincard

Grincard by RickHard February 18, 2009

Glitchtard 

Someone who uses a glitch or exploit in a game to try to get a cheating advantage over other players.

Chris is such a glitchtard - he keeps using that knife cheat.

Glitchtard by AGeezy January 5, 2010