Grittard

A upper lower-class white male whose day-to-day style consists of wife-beaters, acid washed jeans, forearm tattoos, low self-awareness, and a chinstrap.

Describes a dumb, irrationally confident, gritty but not tough white dude

See: Kevin Federline aka HGIC "Head Grittard in Charge" of Grittard Nation

by Gritty Grittardo September 22, 2018

gittard

1) someone who is acting extremely dumb
2) a synonym for retard but more offensive
3) someone who doesn't do hardcore drugs but looks like it

"Bro did you really just eat a lizard?"
"Yeah dude I'm so quirky"
"On bro you're such a gittard"

"Why is that dude running down the hall?"
"He's a gittard"
"Understandable"

by bullyphil August 22, 2019

gittard

Someone who acts extremely retarded

“Why did that guy just eat a lizard?”
“He’s such a gittard”
“Facts”

by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019

Grimtard

someone or something so grim, it is beyond comprehension

That guy stinks! He's such a Grimtard.

by T71B9996 June 10, 2011

Glittard

A person who blatantly over applies glitter in an attempt shine hotter than the sun but ends up choking surrounding people with tiny shards of mayhem!

Dude, really? In your beard? Why are you such a Glittard?

by Futurekix August 12, 2016

griptard

Someone who’s pussy is so grippy it makes you retarded

Kimberly’s pussy was so grippy, i lost all my brain cells! I’m griptarded!

by Sentient being December 14, 2022