Gritchard is a man of power. He does what he pleases. Gritchard is everything. Gritchard enjoys the smell of cow patties, and enjoys gaming on Cleverbot. Gritchard thinks you should check the sight out in your free time.
Person: Can I have some help?
Gritchard: Gritchard likes to help.
Person: Do you like hut tubs?
Gritchard: Gritchard indeed does enjoy hot tubs.
The shortened version of Gritchard.
Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.