Critchard 

Taking a fat Boner dump

I woke up this morning and had to use the restroom and I was suffering from critchards.

Critchard by Brawl0wii November 23, 2019

Pritchard Unit 

In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.

The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.

Pritchard Unit by Strohgrapher January 14, 2008

pulling a pritchard

To score a goal by means of goal hanging

Oh my gosh he's pulling a pritchard...quick mark him!

pulling a pritchard by Elliot Newton123 December 28, 2007

Luke Pritchard 

Possibly the sexiest man alive. The cutest Kook member by far. His abilty to write amazing tuneage and sing in an amazingly unique way are just a few of the amazingly cool and bloody amazing quality talents he has. His BEAUTIFUL curly hair holds magical powers that makes all fall in live with him. He is a sex god.

Leanne: Luke pritchard is the most beautiful sexy man i have ever looked at, i want to touch him. Corrrr!

Tasha: Yeah that Mischa Barton didnt deserve him.

Luke Pritchard by Mrslukepritchard ;) August 16, 2009

luke pritchard 

Lead singer/Vocals of the Brighton band,the kooks. Gorgeous curly haired boy.

Person 1: 'Luke Pritchard...who'
Person 2: 'The HOT lead singer from The Kooks with the amazing curly hair!'

luke pritchard by S#0rt1 October 23, 2006

Pritchard

A man/woman of many talents to the point of winding people up.

He is such a clever Pritchard he can do anything.

Pritchard by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

britchards 

protective clothing worn during the sport of scrimpton.
britchards usually are composed of between 4 and 4 lasagne sheets arranged in a cascade. in the passelbag variety of scrimpton, these can be replaced with furs, skins, books and/or courté

come play scrimpton with me bro! musclegran's got his passelbag and there's a blugrin on the course!

sorry man no can do. left my britchards at home.

britchards by sheila ramsbody May 9, 2012