Critchard

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Taking a fat Boner dump

I woke up this morning and had to use the restroom and I was suffering from critchards.

Critchard by Brawl0wii November 23, 2019

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Pritchard Unit

In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.

The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.

Pritchard Unit by Strohgrapher January 14, 2008

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pulling a pritchard

To score a goal by means of goal hanging

Oh my gosh he's pulling a pritchard...quick mark him!

pulling a pritchard by Elliot Newton123 December 28, 2007

Luke Pritchard

Possibly the sexiest man alive. The cutest Kook member by far. His abilty to write amazing tuneage and sing in an amazingly unique way are just a few of the amazingly cool and bloody amazing quality talents he has. His BEAUTIFUL curly hair holds magical powers that makes all fall in live with him. He is a sex god.

Leanne: Luke pritchard is the most beautiful sexy man i have ever looked at, i want to touch him. Corrrr!

Tasha: Yeah that Mischa Barton didnt deserve him.

Luke Pritchard by Mrslukepritchard ;) August 16, 2009

luke pritchard

Lead singer/Vocals of the Brighton band,the kooks. Gorgeous curly haired boy.

Person 1: 'Luke Pritchard...who'
Person 2: 'The HOT lead singer from The Kooks with the amazing curly hair!'

luke pritchard by S#0rt1 October 23, 2006

Pritchard

A man/woman of many talents to the point of winding people up.

He is such a clever Pritchard he can do anything.

Pritchard by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

britchards

protective clothing worn during the sport of scrimpton.
britchards usually are composed of between 4 and 4 lasagne sheets arranged in a cascade. in the passelbag variety of scrimpton, these can be replaced with furs, skins, books and/or courté

come play scrimpton with me bro! musclegran's got his passelbag and there's a blugrin on the course!

sorry man no can do. left my britchards at home.

britchards by sheila ramsbody May 9, 2012

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026