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A Pritchard I a human being who is lost and does not understand the most basic of information. A Pritchard never acknowledges that they are lost and may tend to be clueless. A Pritchard also has a big dick and when confronted does not reciprocate oral sex
"Ay Thomas you a Pritchard" - Meaning they are a retard
Pritchard by Bazlar123 February 3, 2019
He’s such a pritchard
pritchard by Pritchard November 24, 2021

Pritchard Unit 

In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.
The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.
Pritchard Unit by Strohgrapher January 14, 2008

Pritchard drunk

Insane, embarrassing level of drunkenness. You will lose everything. Forget everything. Fight anyone.
You ain't been drunk until you've been Pritchard drunk.
Pritchard drunk by Edcnko June 20, 2018

pulling a pritchard

To score a goal by means of goal hanging
Oh my gosh he's pulling a pritchard...quick mark him!

Luke Pritchard 

Possibly the sexiest man alive. The cutest Kook member by far. His abilty to write amazing tuneage and sing in an amazingly unique way are just a few of the amazingly cool and bloody amazing quality talents he has. His BEAUTIFUL curly hair holds magical powers that makes all fall in live with him. He is a sex god.
Leanne: Luke pritchard is the most beautiful sexy man i have ever looked at, i want to touch him. Corrrr!

Tasha: Yeah that Mischa Barton didnt deserve him.