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Grinalds 

1. An amazing athelete who excels at sports. Notable Grinalds': Andrew Grinalds and Lucy Grinalds.

2. To totally mess something up beyond repair.
1. Dayum that Michael Phelps is such a Grinalds.

2. I can believe she called the cops! She totally Grinaldsed it up.

or

He just got us all expelled. What a Grinalds.
Grinalds by meow__ February 13, 2009
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The act in which you fill someones asshole with wheat grain before anal penitration, This is very enjoyable for the person receiving and giving.
"That grainal i gave my friend was just amazing"
grainal by Anal_Rejection January 31, 2018

Groinal Stretches 

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.
Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"
Groinal Stretches by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.
uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.
groinalplex by elemental May 4, 2005

groinage 

part of the groin area which is rubbed
ie a bit of groinage
groinage by duncan wong November 13, 2003
a Las Vegas native with a love of punk Oi and Ska. Formally rocked a wicked Grizzly Adams beard, and is known to shake the hand or hug anyone he comes into contact with.
I just met a total Godina. I've never felt so molested in all my life