groinade

Semen that is ejected into any beverage,stirred and poured into a cup ,glass or mug for consumption.

1. In Cocktail, Tom Cruise served many drinks but what everyone didn't know that it was secretly groinade.

2. Stiffler from American Pie was a victim of groinade when he thought it was a cup full of beer.

by shumbert May 28, 2009

groinage

part of the groin area which is rubbed

ie a bit of groinage

by duncan wong November 13, 2003

groanade

a bad joke told with the intention of producing a groan in response.

The comedian dropped groanades until they booed him off the stage.

by çinaptic September 8, 2011