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UFU

the acronym for Urine Flow Unit. pronounced by the letters: 'yoo-eff-yoo.'

a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.

the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.

UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 UFUs.
by elemental September 4, 2006
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hiLARious

funnier than the norm. in fact, funnier than just plain olde 'hilarious,' because you took the time to capitalise the letters L-A-R to emphasise the second syllable.

pronounced: hill LAAAR ee us
did you see the new cheat commandos? the one with 'commandos in the classroom?' it's hiLARious.
by elemental September 30, 2005
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let's do this like Brutus

"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"
I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.
by elemental July 7, 2005
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scurfy scramble

a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.

the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?

>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
by elemental May 7, 2005
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five, four, and a door

a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.

Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.

The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.

The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.
by elemental July 10, 2005
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WEEP

acronym for White Eastern European Protestant. Just like a WASP; just for the rest of us who are NOT Anglo-Saxon descendents.
I would consider myself a WASP, but due to my Hungarian heritage, I am more accurately a WEEPy American male.
by elemental July 27, 2005
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university bookstore

a building on a college campus which magically makes all merchandise placed within its walls cost two to three times as much as it would elsewhere.
When I found the chunk of plastic known as a 'contact lens case' priced at $5.99 in our university bookstore, I went into a rage and drove my car through the front window.
by elemental February 24, 2006
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