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Anal sex of the variety during which the penetrating participant experiences an unpleasant sensation of coarseness or friction, usually owing to the receiving partner's having a bad case of dirty butt. Grainal sex is definitively disappointing, and typically leaves the receiving partner in discomfort or pain, while the giving partner will find himself with a bad case of poop dick.
It wasn't as great as I hoped it would be. After we were done, she was over there cryin' and my dick smelled like shit.. it was really grainal.
grainal by The War Room December 12, 2010
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The act of filling one's anus before penetration.
Dude, Sarah said we could try grainal tonight!
Grainal by Blengfonker December 11, 2016
The act of doing anal within the proximity of a grave yard
Did you hear that "chloe" and "Andy" did granal last night
Granal by Horrendous bully April 4, 2021

Grinalds 

1. An amazing athelete who excels at sports. Notable Grinalds': Andrew Grinalds and Lucy Grinalds.

2. To totally mess something up beyond repair.
1. Dayum that Michael Phelps is such a Grinalds.

2. I can believe she called the cops! She totally Grinaldsed it up.

or

He just got us all expelled. What a Grinalds.
Grinalds by meow__ February 13, 2009

Groinal Stretches 

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.
Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"
Groinal Stretches by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.
uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.
groinalplex by elemental May 4, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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