grainal

The act in which you fill someones asshole with wheat grain before anal penitration, This is very enjoyable for the person receiving and giving.

"That grainal i gave my friend was just amazing"

by Anal_Rejection January 31, 2018

grainal

Anal sex of the variety during which the penetrating participant experiences an unpleasant sensation of coarseness or friction, usually owing to the receiving partner's having a bad case of dirty butt. Grainal sex is definitively disappointing, and typically leaves the receiving partner in discomfort or pain, while the giving partner will find himself with a bad case of poop dick.

It wasn't as great as I hoped it would be. After we were done, she was over there cryin' and my dick smelled like shit.. it was really grainal.

by The War Room December 12, 2010

Grainal

The act of filling one's anus before penetration.

Dude, Sarah said we could try grainal tonight!

by Blengfonker December 11, 2016

Granal

The act of doing anal within the proximity of a grave yard

Did you hear that "chloe" and "Andy" did granal last night

by Horrendous bully April 4, 2021

Grinalds

1. An amazing athelete who excels at sports. Notable Grinalds': Andrew Grinalds and Lucy Grinalds.

2. To totally mess something up beyond repair.

1. Dayum that Michael Phelps is such a Grinalds.

2. I can believe she called the cops! She totally Grinaldsed it up.

or

He just got us all expelled. What a Grinalds.

by meow__ February 13, 2009

Groinal Stretches

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.

Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"

by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.

uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.

by elemental May 4, 2005