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VEI 8

Something really big, epic, monstrous, violent, or intense. This term comes from the cult classic Supervolcano, a 2005 docudrama about scientists monitoring the Yellowstone Caldera...with disastrous consequences.
"How was that movie?"
"I'd rate it a VEI 8!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she jumps in a pool she triggers a VEI 8 eruption!

Do you still deny the possibility of a VEI 8 supereruption?!
by Bob August 29, 2009
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fantasy zombie

A fantasy player who is not expected to do well but exeedes expectations on a normal basis week after week
That player is such a fantasy zombie, he keeps scoring high despite low expectations for him.
by Bob December 20, 2009
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rap

the worst excuse for "music" ever made. and im not just some poser who hates rap because lots of other people do. i mean, i used to listen to rap. then, i realized how stupid and shitty it is. and i dont stereotype it either. not all rap is about drugs, violence, sex, etc. some of it is, but not all of it. and im no racist either; i hate eminem, and i like black rockers like jimi hendrix
and all of u retards who say that we rockers stereotype rap should shut the fuck up. even if some people do, u people who like rap stereotype rock too.first of all:
rock takes ass loads of talent, i mean, have u tried playings some metallica? didnt think so.
second of all:
rockers dont just hit the guitars, and scream and bang the drums, ur thinking of black metal,(which still takes talent) an extremely tiny fraction of rock
third of all:
almost all rock isn't about drugs, sex, violence, rape, gore, blood,sexuality, satan, death, disease, etc. thats death metal(which is almost impossible to play) and black metal(both r still pritty good, in my opinion)
to make my point clear, rap is garabage and rock kicks ass
black dude: quit stereotyping rap!!
me: im not, u fuck bag!
Black dude: if ur not stereotyping rap, then rock isnt constant screaming and banging of instruments
me:im not, and ur a hypocrate, cuz ur stereotyping rock right now. not all rock screams and bangs, and the stuff that does takes talent, so shut the fuck up, bitch!!!

rap LICKS balls
by bob September 5, 2008
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soda

a kind of delicious soft drink that fizzes and makes u burp, mmm....
god dammit its soda, not pop!
by bob September 6, 2008
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rock

the best music ever!!!!
u fuck bags r retarded. almost all rock isnt screaming and almost all rock isnt about a suckish life!ur mixing emo (softcore) with black metal/grindcore, etc with emo. that makes no sense at all. only black metal and some death metal is satanic. alomst all rock doesnt scream. rockers dont just bang instruments it takes talent; typically a shit load. its more complicated then u fuck tards think!!! rock differs ALOT. thers soft stuff and theres heavy stuff, screaming and singing. try browsing through rock on itunes, ull find a huge variety of rock. and if ur too stubborn to believe me, then go fuck a goat, and stop listening to rap/pop/hiphop/randb/techno, bitch!!
here r just a few rock bands/rockers(not all of them r good)

metallica
ramones
system of a down
venom(satanic)
cannibal corpse
the beatles
acdc
led zeppelin
elvis presley
jimi hendrix
h.i.m.
cattle decapitation
green day
fall out boy(soft yet about how shitty their lives r)
pig destroyer(a rappers ONLY idea of rock, grindcore)
red hot chili peppers
aerosmith
slayer
linkin park(shitty band, but nevertheless, its rock)
slipknot
black sabbath
the locust(grindcore)
sepultura
iron maiden
deep purple
guns 'n' roses
rammstein
cky(camp kill yourself)
motorhead
megadeth
johnny cash
less then jake
taking back sunday
def leappord
all american rejects
nickelback
sex pistols
the used
ozzy osbourne
jimi hendrix experience
carnage
korn
emperor
kiss, pink floyd and a fuck load more

if u dont like rock, then leave it alone and dont stereotype it.even the stuff that screams takes talent, all rock does. u gotta at least respect that.

p.s. rockers care about there instruments, they dont smash them. just cuz its wat u saw in a music video doesnt mean it happens in real life AND dudes with long hair arent freaks, almost no ones a freak; there just people who r different
by bob September 5, 2008
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rap

a genre of music that sux. i dont give a rat's on wat its about or that its poetry. and im not just some poser who hates rap because lots of other people do. i mean, i used to listen to rap. then, i realized how stupid and shitty it is. and i dont stereotype it either. not all rap is about drugs, violence, sex, etc. some of it is, but not all of it. and im no racist either; i hate eminem, and i like black rockers like jimi hendrix
and all of u retards who say that we rockers stereotype rap should shut the fuck up. even if some of us do, u people who like rap stereotype rock too.first of all:
rock takes ass loads of talent, i mean, have u tried playings some metallica? didnt think so.
second of all:
rockers dont just hit the guitars, and scream and bang the drums, ur thinking of black metal/grindcore,(which still takes talent) an extremely tiny fraction of rock
third of all:
all rock isn't about drugs, sex, violence, rape, gore, blood,sexuality, satan, death, disease, etc. thats death metal(which is almost impossible to play) and black metal(both r still pritty good, in my opinion)
to make my point clear, rap is garabage and rock kicks ass
black dude: quit stereotyping rap!!
me: im not, u fuck bag!
Black dude: if ur not stereotyping rap, then rock isnt constant screaming and banging of instruments
me:im not, and ur a hypocrate, cuz ur stereotyping rock right now. not all rock screams and bangs, and the stuff that does takes talent, so shut the fuck up, bitch!!!

ps:ull c only some rockers bang their instruments AT THE END OF MUSIC VIDEOS, oh, and rap LICKS balls
by bob September 6, 2008
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soda

a kind of delicious soft drink that fizzes and makes u burp, mmm....
god dammit its soda, not pop!
by bob September 5, 2008
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