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Charles Grassley 

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.
Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.

Grassley Rule 

1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.

2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.

Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.
Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?

Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?

Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule
Grassley Rule by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017

Ass is Grassley 

Senator Chuck Grassley’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.
Man, that Senior Senator’s Ass is Grassley for sure, his constituents will duly vote his ass out of the Senate!
Ass is Grassley by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

Grayleaf 

The perfect creature made by God himself as the female counterpart to Jesus Christ. She enjoys walks on the beach, and laughing hysterically when you slice your foot open on glass.
"Grayleaf is such a hot bitch."

"Dude, Grayleaf noticed I exist!"
Grayleaf by Evesest October 17, 2008

grasseater 

1. a corrupt police officer who accepts bribe money but does not actually demand it

2. =pothead
The grasseater let the grasseater go when he was offered a bribe of $1000 in cash.
grasseater by Light Joker November 6, 2004

grassler 

(grass-ler) n.
One who grassles; a man who tricks women into drinking with the sole intention of seduction. see also: grassle, femgrassler, mangrassler, or frat boy
Joe: Hey man, did you see Tom whip out those grassling skizzizles on Amy last night? So crunk'd!
Jimbo: Heck yes, she had no idea his sole intention was seduction! What a grassler.!
grassler by Sexy Cuban October 8, 2005