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Charles Grassley 

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.
Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.

Grassley Rule 

1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.

2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.

Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.
Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?

Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?

Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule
Grassley Rule by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017

Ass is Grassley 

Senator Chuck Grassley’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.
Man, that Senior Senator’s Ass is Grassley for sure, his constituents will duly vote his ass out of the Senate!
Ass is Grassley by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

Grassley 

Verb: /Grr/Ass/Lee

To fuck up an institution, responsibility, or process so thoroughly it defies accurate description.

Synonyms:
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

See:
Kavanaugh
Fucked
Boof
Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.
Grassley by Tokenwhite September 28, 2018

Grassland Ghost

An extremely pale girl, almost albino, except for the fact that she has ginger hair. Their lack of pigment is appalling.
I went to the pool this summer, but was almost blinded by the abundance of grassland ghosts, so I left
Grassland Ghost by lorenzo54321 February 22, 2011

Grasslands 

Girls public hair which is only 2 or 3mm. Usually they shave or wax but it is growing back. Soft and nice.
I put my hand down her pants and noticed small soft hair. She called it grasslands. Not shaved or waxed for a while. Growing back gently.
Grasslands by Aki8181 May 10, 2023