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GrassleyB

homeless man with a scratchy ass and beard likes to talk about drugs and women.
"hey dude wanna take a trip to see GrassleyB's fucking burnt down house
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Charles Grassley

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.
Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.
by Just_sayin' May 11, 2016
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Grassley Rule

1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.

2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.

Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.
Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?

Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?

Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule
by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017
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grassketball

The number one sports ball game in Cities: Skylines. Normally played with a soccer ball on a grass or grass like field. Players cannot touch the ball with their hands at any time during the game, and must score the ball into a basketball like hoop.
Hey man you want to go check out the grassketball game?
by daware March 14, 2015
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Ass is Grassley

Senator Chuck Grassley’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.
Man, that Senior Senator’s Ass is Grassley for sure, his constituents will duly vote his ass out of the Senate!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018
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grassler

(grass-ler) n.
One who grassles; a man who tricks women into drinking with the sole intention of seduction. see also: grassle, femgrassler, mangrassler, or frat boy
Joe: Hey man, did you see Tom whip out those grassling skizzizles on Amy last night? So crunk'd!
Jimbo: Heck yes, she had no idea his sole intention was seduction! What a grassler.!
by Sexy Cuban October 8, 2005
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Grassley

Verb: /Grr/Ass/Lee

To fuck up an institution, responsibility, or process so thoroughly it defies accurate description.

Synonyms:
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

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Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.
by Tokenwhite September 28, 2018
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