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Charles Grassley 

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.
Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.

Grassley Rule 

1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.

2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.

Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.
Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?

Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?

Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule
Grassley Rule by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017
a person like a snitch who gossips or passes someones personal information on to another person.
''you fucking grasser!''
grasser by sweet jesus April 16, 2006

Grasspergers 

Someone who has smoked a copious amount of marijuana and is now suffering from declined intelligence.
Friend 1: Where you tryna eat?
Friend 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend 1: The fuck wrong with him bruh?
Friend 3: Oh he dummy high, dude got grasspergers.
Grasspergers by Grasspie August 23, 2018

Ass is Grassley 

Senator Chuck Grassley’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.
Man, that Senior Senator’s Ass is Grassley for sure, his constituents will duly vote his ass out of the Senate!
Ass is Grassley by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018
a traitor, rat, snitch, squealor, or informer
grasser by PKA July 11, 2003