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Googleblast

To makeout and fingerblast a girl, when suddenly things turn sour and she begins to throw up on herself as well as you.
James: Bro, so I was hooking up with this one girl and while I was finger pounding her pussy, she started to throw up ALL OVER ME.
Jorge: DUUUDE, you just got googleblasted!!!
by UCFPhi March 12, 2010
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Googlebated

When you get suckered into googling random shit to prove a point.
My father in law Googlebated me by stating Native Americans couldn't grow beards.
by Diabos January 30, 2016
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Gorgeblasting

A crescendoing sub bass snore often accompanied by a deep sleep. Other symptoms include pregnancy, alcohol consumption and curious onlookers. Uncomfortable appearing body contortions whereby one can be mistaken for being possessed.
Yo broseph, i was trying to get a good nights sleep last night , my wife was gorgeblasting again though.

The snores were getting louder each gorge. Love that girl.

Jokes.
by Darwinian Falcon March 8, 2014
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googlebated

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.
Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.
by Diabos January 29, 2016
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gargleblaster

A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.
*Drinks a gargleblaster*

UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!
by Kerik July 12, 2006
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googlebation

To google everything for answers to all your questions
I google everything they call me google man; my superpower, Googlebation!
by DemonFlame December 27, 2007
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Googlebating

Entering your own name in a narcissistic search for website hits.
I kill hella' time googlebating at work.
by Smet April 4, 2006
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