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Googlebating 

Verb to web search for an answer you are already certain of, to prove a useless point in an internet argument.
He's off googlebating the history of monster trucks to prove grave digger was a one off. That smug bastard.
Googlebating by thebottlefarm March 15, 2019

googlebanger 

n. egregious internet clutterer
rachel is a googlebanger.
googlebanger by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

googlebanger 

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.
googlebanger by rockyrachel August 12, 2007

googlebation 

To google everything for answers to all your questions
I google everything they call me google man; my superpower, Googlebation!
googlebation by DemonFlame December 27, 2007

googlebanger 

jimmy gizmo is a googlebanger.
googlebanger by ruthiegirl December 27, 2007

googlebaiting 

(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.

The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.

officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:

1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool

Extra scoring awarded if:

a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people

Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)
Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday

me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?

me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?


Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday
googlebaiting by Haneru March 16, 2009