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Googleblast 

To makeout and fingerblast a girl, when suddenly things turn sour and she begins to throw up on herself as well as you.
James: Bro, so I was hooking up with this one girl and while I was finger pounding her pussy, she started to throw up ALL OVER ME.
Jorge: DUUUDE, you just got googleblasted!!!
Googleblast by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

Gorgeblasting 

A crescendoing sub bass snore often accompanied by a deep sleep. Other symptoms include pregnancy, alcohol consumption and curious onlookers. Uncomfortable appearing body contortions whereby one can be mistaken for being possessed.
Yo broseph, i was trying to get a good nights sleep last night , my wife was gorgeblasting again though.

The snores were getting louder each gorge. Love that girl.

Jokes.

gargleblaster 

A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.
*Drinks a gargleblaster*

UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!
gargleblaster by Kerik July 12, 2006

Gargleblasting 

The act of getting bladdered, sometimes but not exclusively by the consumption of Gin and Pear Drops.
Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?

Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Gargleblasting by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012

PanGalactic GargleBlaster 

An alcoholic drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the effect of which is like having your brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Beverage Menu:

1) PanGalactic GargleBlaster (Recommended) - Free Refills (Not Recommended)
PanGalactic GargleBlaster by bathelm December 11, 2011

Gargleflats

What you say when someone coughs to be polite and wicked hardcore
Person 1:*cough* Person 2:Gargleflats
Gargleflats by Kat November 18, 2003