goochitis

An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.

"I've been working so damn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!"

by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006

Goochitis

Noun - frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherfuckers.

"Sheesh, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your leg."

"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."

by Muffin35 July 21, 2012

googlitis

An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.

Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.

by BonnieG April 10, 2006

goochalism

The art of Washing Someone's Gooch for profit.

I performed goochalism on johnathan and made a pretty penny.

by Brandon Manilly July 31, 2006

Goochikie

In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.

Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.

by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009

Goopitis

A term primarily referring to Gwyneth Paltrow and her website Goop that primarily spreads scientific misinformation. It is primarily used as a word similar in context to bullshit but in a lower overall aspiration as to utilize the spread of "natural science" as a means to make an extra dollar from a gullible consumer. Basically using the internet to spread miss-information in order to be a Shyster.

I have Jenny has started a website to promote selling $120 stickers that increase your Energy Aura. She seems to have a strong case of Goopitis...

by Kermit-K June 29, 2017

GoochSticker

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.

"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."

by NO1R April 4, 2022