Gonchitus 

An incorrect naming of gonorrhea.

Chad: Hey bro, I was with that girl but I caught gonchitus
Bro: Yo man, the hell is gonchitus?
Chad: Oh, the paper from the doctor's office says gon-orr-h-ea
Bro: Oh shiiiiit!

Gonchitus by StoryTeller69.5 December 9, 2022

goochitis 

An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.

"I've been working so damn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!"

goochitis by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006

Goochitis 

Noun - frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherfuckers.

"Sheesh, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your leg."

"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."

Goochitis by Muffin35 July 21, 2012