An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.
by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006
Get the goochitis mug.Noun - frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherfuckers.
"Sheesh, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your leg."
"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."
"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."
by Muffin35 July 21, 2012
Get the Goochitis mug.An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.
Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.
by BonnieG April 10, 2006
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Get the goochalism mug.In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.
by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009
Get the Goochikie mug.A term primarily referring to Gwyneth Paltrow and her website Goop that primarily spreads scientific misinformation. It is primarily used as a word similar in context to bullshit but in a lower overall aspiration as to utilize the spread of "natural science" as a means to make an extra dollar from a gullible consumer. Basically using the internet to spread miss-information in order to be a Shyster.
I have Jenny has started a website to promote selling $120 stickers that increase your Energy Aura. She seems to have a strong case of Goopitis...
by Kermit-K June 29, 2017
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