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Goochitis 

Noun - frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherfuckers.
"Sheesh, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your leg."

"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."
Goochitis by Muffin35 July 21, 2012
An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.
Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.
googlitis by BonnieG April 10, 2006

goochalism 

The art of Washing Someone's Gooch for profit.
I performed goochalism on johnathan and made a pretty penny.
goochalism by Brandon Manilly July 31, 2006
In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.
Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.
Goochikie by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009

Goopitis 

A term primarily referring to Gwyneth Paltrow and her website Goop that primarily spreads scientific misinformation. It is primarily used as a word similar in context to bullshit but in a lower overall aspiration as to utilize the spread of "natural science" as a means to make an extra dollar from a gullible consumer. Basically using the internet to spread miss-information in order to be a Shyster.
I have Jenny has started a website to promote selling $120 stickers that increase your Energy Aura. She seems to have a strong case of Goopitis...
Goopitis by Kermit-K June 29, 2017

GoochSticker 

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.
"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."
GoochSticker by NO1R April 4, 2022
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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