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Coochitis 

Inflamed vaginal area (originated in Renzi's Pizzeria)
"Damn Kelsey, you got Coochitis"
Coochitis by ckk123 August 1, 2017
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coochiestank 

A flavor of ice cream in which every topping has been added and it is no longing edible, resembling a stanky coochie.
Yo Zahid, you getting that coochiestank for dessert tonight?
coochiestank by alienpusspuss September 21, 2019

choochitus 

Cooch with "cheese"
I wouldn't hit that bro, I was told she had choochitus.

Choochitus!? Bro she probably got mad "cheese".
choochitus by Mokovi September 18, 2020

Conceitisism 

The practice of being conceited. This is also the practice of finding oneself so ridiculously good looking that you fall in love with yourself and no one else. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, cockiness, looking in the mirror excessively, talking about yourself constantly, bragging about your hair cut and man sweater, and last but not least, thinking highly of one's abilities.
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

-Derek Zoolander

**this would be considered conceitisism**

Cockitis 

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"
Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

goochitis 

An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.
"I've been working so damn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!"
goochitis by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006

Coochiesaurus-Rex 

A big dirty monster skankface hoe; a prostitute. Derived from the song "Coochie Shorts."
Random guy 1: Man, that Coochiesaurus-Rex was at your house last night.

Random guy 2: That wasn't a Coochiesaurus-Rex that was my sister!!

Random guy 2's sister: Well you didn't say I was a Coochiesaurus-Rex last night!

Random guy 1: Oh snap! That was you?!?
Coochiesaurus-Rex by AJ369 May 2, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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