Goochikie

In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.

Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.

by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009

goochie mane

The strip of fur between ones genitals and anus.

Rich: I'm thinking about getting my goochie mane braided into cornrows.

Libby: That's gangsta!

Rich: You ain't lion!

by Sleazy Listening July 6, 2010

goochime

A character or person that is seen as full of themselves, going by an alter ego god complex.

It was all fun in games until Fiona started glorifying herself like a goochime.

by elliofo July 14, 2021

Goochie Flector

1. A defence mechanism used to deflect a hand used to fondle the double chin.
2. A vaginal exercise

1. "She tried to tickle to my chin and I used the good old Goochie Flector."
2. "Before my boyfriend comes over, I plan on doing some Goochie Flectors."

by Rowdy Rhonda March 2, 2009

Goochie Gang

Gaggle of Fuck Boys

Goochie Gang, Goochie Gang, Goochie Gang, Goochie Gang, Goochie Gang, Goochie Gang.

by LordoftheMemes February 27, 2018

goochitis

An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.

"I've been working so damn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!"

by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006

forest goochie

an old half chinese half cat lady who lives in the forest

Monique: "I'm stuck in the forest"
Yesha: "Don't let the forest goochies get you"

by forestgoochielifestyle June 29, 2016