Goopitis 

A term primarily referring to Gwyneth Paltrow and her website Goop that primarily spreads scientific misinformation. It is primarily used as a word similar in context to bullshit but in a lower overall aspiration as to utilize the spread of "natural science" as a means to make an extra dollar from a gullible consumer. Basically using the internet to spread miss-information in order to be a Shyster.

I have Jenny has started a website to promote selling $120 stickers that increase your Energy Aura. She seems to have a strong case of Goopitis...

Goopitis by Kermit-K June 29, 2017

goonitis 

A crippling addiction to aggressively rubbing one out, to the point your penis skin becomes numb and red. Those diagnosed with goonitis also have a tendency to do other vile, grobby things. Symptoms can be extreme blistering on the hands, fever, rash/over penile area and hallucinations.

Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.

Bob is such a goon, I think he has goonitis!

goonitis by Sav2savB11 January 31, 2024

Goonitis 

Goonitis is a horrific addiction which mostly affects male individuals between the ages of 16-25. The addiction has wrecked lives, with the symptoms being disturbing to many. People with Goonitis will find they become addicted to rubbing one out Atleast 6+ times a day. Common signs of Goonitis are hallucinations, severe mood swings, leading to deluded thoughts and behaviour. Blisters on hands.

Have you seen Bobby lately? Apparently he’s got a bad case of Goonitis! The disturbed boy.

Goonitis by Sav2savB11 February 9, 2024