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V. Taking time to enjoy yourself and the company of others. Often takes place on a couch or other comfortable piece of furniture. Some people may do so by drinking a beer, smoking some weed, or just over all relaxing. #OccupyCouch
Originated in Northern California and is Popular amongst college campus' such as University of Oregon, CU Boulder, Mizzou, UC Davis, and Fordham University.
Washer 1: Damn dude, you've been studying all day. How long are you going to be washing for when your done?

Washer 2: At least three hours, I'm going #OccupyCouch hard.
Washer 1: Awesome, I may come by and occupy with you, I've had a long day as well.
Washing by WasherNation April 2, 2012
Words you can keep
A male drug user usually cocain. Who likes to be Pegged while on a Line. (WASHING)
Washing, Pegged, Pegging
Washing by Intel Offtel May 1, 2021

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.
Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(

Washing your Balls 

To excessively compliment someone.
Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.
Washing your Balls by geodave September 7, 2013

washing your feet with socks on 

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.
Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

Washing Machwank 

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity
Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up
Washing Machwank by The Mizzler June 18, 2010

Washing the log 

When a man is taking a shit and another man needs to piss so badly that he cannot wait. So, the second man pisses through the small opening between the front of the first's crotch and the front lip of the toilet.
Dude! Jones and Scott are so gay! I just came back from the restroom. Jones is in there washing the log on Scott! Why didn't he just hold it!
Washing the log by Baud May 18, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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