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Goochitis
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Noun
- frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict
young
,
crazy
motherfuckers.
"
Sheesh
, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your
leg
."
"I'm not sure, Bob.
Doctor
's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."
Goochitis
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Muffin35
July 21, 2012
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