by Horny middle aged man October 10, 2011
Get the Goobricant mug.n. A substance (can be used metaphorically) that keeps multiple parts of a system or machine from separating (like glue) and at the same time running smoothly (like lubricant). Can also be used in the shortened version: glube.
As the office manager and executive assistant to the president, I really act as the glubricant for the whole company.
by BeAja August 19, 2007
Get the glubricant mug.Related Words
A rare (and valuabe) substance that noobs sweat when doing something particulary amatuer. Often refers to gamers but can be applied to numerous situations of extreme amatuerism.
1) "Hey Brad, did you see that guy try and play that pool shot around his back!"
"Yeah I know right, he was drenched in noobricant!"
2) During Halo...
"Hey n00b_pwner127, did you see that guy get hit by that warthog? He was leaking noobricant!"
"Shut up dickhead!! I'm trying to play the game!!!" n00bpwner
"Yeah I know right, he was drenched in noobricant!"
2) During Halo...
"Hey n00b_pwner127, did you see that guy get hit by that warthog? He was leaking noobricant!"
"Shut up dickhead!! I'm trying to play the game!!!" n00bpwner
by water is the poor man's coke October 18, 2009
Get the Noobricant mug.Guy 1: Man, I got my ass raped in that last game of CoD. I'm gonna walk funny for a week.
Guy 2: Should've used more noobricant.
Guy 1: Where can I get some?
Guy 2: Your local GameStop should carry the product
Guy 2: Should've used more noobricant.
Guy 1: Where can I get some?
Guy 2: Your local GameStop should carry the product
by Faggot McGee June 26, 2012
Get the Noobricant mug.When Dana took her top off, Ethan was forming so much boobricant, you could see a stain on his shorts.
by Jpaschen November 16, 2015
Get the boobricant mug.by rossToronto March 5, 2008
Get the poobricant mug.A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.
by jesus April 25, 2004
Get the glubricant mug.