A rare (and valuabe) substance that noobs sweat when doing something particulary amatuer. Often refers to gamers but can be applied to numerous situations of extreme amatuerism.
1) "HeyBrad, did you see that guy try and play that pool shot around his back!"
"Yeah I know right, he was drenched in noobricant!"
2) During Halo...
"Hey n00b_pwner127, did you see that guy get hit by that warthog? He was leaking noobricant!"
"Shut up dickhead!! I'm trying to play the game!!!" n00bpwner
The slippery and slimyliquid recommended for all noobs to slip into the gaming vagina
Guy 1: Man, I got my ass raped in that last game of CoD. I'm gonna walk funny for a week.
Guy 2: Should've used more noobricant.
Guy 1: Where can I get some?
Guy 2: Your local GameStop should carry the product
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"