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Noobricant

A rare (and valuabe) substance that noobs sweat when doing something particulary amatuer. Often refers to gamers but can be applied to numerous situations of extreme amatuerism.
1) "Hey Brad, did you see that guy try and play that pool shot around his back!"

"Yeah I know right, he was drenched in noobricant!"

2) During Halo...

"Hey n00b_pwner127, did you see that guy get hit by that warthog? He was leaking noobricant!"

"Shut up dickhead!! I'm trying to play the game!!!" n00bpwner
Related Words

Pubricant 

Applying an insane amount of lube to a prepubescent penis.
I gotta go Pubricant, brb.
Pubricant by cartoonydave December 7, 2016

Noobricant

The slippery and slimy liquid recommended for all noobs to slip into the gaming vagina
Guy 1: Man, I got my ass raped in that last game of CoD. I'm gonna walk funny for a week.
Guy 2: Should've used more noobricant.
Guy 1: Where can I get some?
Guy 2: Your local GameStop should carry the product
Noobricant by Faggot McGee June 26, 2012

boobricant 

The natural lubricant created at your genitals when you look at boobs.
When Dana took her top off, Ethan was forming so much boobricant, you could see a stain on his shorts.
boobricant by Jpaschen November 16, 2015

Goobricant 

Sex Lube, KY any thing to grease the act.
I sure was embarassed when my kids found the goobricant my wife left in the shower!
Goobricant by Horny middle aged man October 10, 2011

poopsicant 

If you are not a poopsican, you are a poopsicant.
poopsicant by l0lwutgf August 6, 2021
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