Jpaschen's definitions

discomfiture

The feeling of being unable to escape a stalker.

Maddie felt discomfiture towards the douchebag that kept stalking her.

by Jpaschen September 27, 2010

boobricant

The natural lubricant created at your genitals when you look at boobs.

When Dana took her top off, Ethan was forming so much boobricant, you could see a stain on his shorts.

by Jpaschen November 16, 2015

Gajew

A Jewish boy who also happens to be gay.

The gajew was ecstatic when he found a fabulous scarf in the clearance rack.

by Jpaschen August 3, 2011

Homofancies

An old time homosexual who was the 'hardcore' type of gay. Not the fancy drama type.

Back in my day, there were homofancies, not those fancy homosexuals with featherbeds and thread count sheets.

by Jpaschen July 20, 2010

Alcohol Bootycall

The action of when a person who is under 21 years old asks a person who is 21 years old or over to purchase alcohol for them.

Luke just alcohol bootycalled me. I go make a trip to the liquor store.

by Jpaschen November 17, 2014

Flounder

A guy who will do well in life, but is still good looking. A Flounder is a really hott person who has everything going for them. Flounders tend to be risky people.

Tim is such a flounder. He knows what he is doing in life, yet the girls are all ove him. Ellie should be careful that no one jumps on her flounder.

by Jpaschen July 20, 2010

emo blade

A term for the haircut sported by most emo boys (and sometimes girls). It is just a synonym for the emo swoop. The term is most commonly used in West Bend, WI & the surrounding areas.

Aly, did you see Joel's emo blade?

Yeah, it looks like he went from a hipster straight to an emo boy.

by Jpaschen March 24, 2011