Gnarad

Commonly associated with the term 'nerd'. The word 'gnarad' is often used as a description of an individual who fails to successfully fit into society.

You're a massive gnarad.

by Dr. G Narad November 22, 2011

gnared

1-to cut a piece off of something
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.

Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.

Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.

by cgp24 September 21, 2009

gnardog

Someone that shows the qualities of a complete badass.

That guy is a gnardog, a straight gnardog.

by Dahme December 9, 2008

gnards

Another name for male testicles (balls, nads, nuts, gonads, etc.)

Look at that video! It shows this guy falling off a fence and landing on his gnards right on the top rail!! OUCH!!!

by Telephony November 12, 2015

Gyarados

Gyarados is a large, blue, dragon-like animal hailing from the hit Pokemon gaming series. Recognizable by its serpentine body and constantly opened mouth, Gyarados is a popular choice among male players for its fierce and intimidatding looks.
Gyarados evolves from Magikarp, conversely the weakest of all Pokemon by far. Evolving a Magikarp into a Gyarados is highly worth it, however, as a well-raised one can effectively rape the shit out of many other Pokemon.

Gyarados is incredibly badass.
Mark: "LOL dude you suck at Pokemon"
Doug: "FUCK YOU! GYARADOS, use HYPER BEAM!!!"
Mark: "you just decimated my entire party asshole"

by Implying713 June 15, 2011

dirty garada

when you make a mixture of the final drops of all your liquor bottles

I didn't have enough money to buy a new bottle so I collected the bottles I had and made myself a dirty garada.

by Chris Rauer April 29, 2006

gyaradosian

Atrocious. Comes from the fact that Gyarados is the atrocious Pokemon, according to its original Pokemon card. Created by wordsmith Victor Lindstrom.

"That health class was gyaradosian, at best."

by Adam Robertson April 10, 2008