3 definitions by Chris Rauer

to smack yourself in the balls by accident
I just mollywopped myself and boy does it sting!
by Chris Rauer April 23, 2006
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To slap a girl immediately before a BJ in the forehead or facial area with your penis.
Right before she blew me, I gave her a spankess.
by Chris Rauer April 23, 2006
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when you make a mixture of the final drops of all your liquor bottles
I didn't have enough money to buy a new bottle so I collected the bottles I had and made myself a dirty garada.
by Chris Rauer April 16, 2006
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