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1. testicles
2. a hair-removal product
My nads were too hairy, so I put Nads on them.
by pornstar1776769 June 18, 2003
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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ALternate moniker to 'gonads' or 'testicles'.
That dude has big nads.

Yeah, we'll that's what they pay him the big porn bucks for.
by Brugz January 19, 2003
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noun, slang 1. testicles 2. sensitive area that a man gets kicked; object of getting kicked
I kicked Patrick in the nads.
by James Reitz November 01, 2005
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Acronym: NAD is a medical term meaning 'No Apparent Distress'.
Doctors Note:
This patient is complaining of difficulty breathing but is in NAD.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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