gnards

Another name for male testicles (balls, nads, nuts, gonads, etc.)

Look at that video! It shows this guy falling off a fence and landing on his gnards right on the top rail!! OUCH!!!

gnards by Telephony November 12, 2015

gnards

Balls...thats just about it

"Dude, english class sucks gnards"

gnards by a_genius October 26, 2006

gnarsauce 

totally stellar, super hyphy, wicked, gnargnargnargnar

That cab 540 was gnarsauce bro

gnarsauce by Robb LaBonte May 15, 2008

gnardog 

Someone that shows the qualities of a complete badass.

That guy is a gnardog, a straight gnardog.

gnardog by Dahme December 9, 2008

Squid game guards 

who look like among us beings and have a ps4 triangle icon
and they have a secret they have a point to the mask
dont tell them what the point of the mask is but i know it,

Only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed. so consider subbing.

Friend: yo whats the point of squid game guards wearing masks lmao
Me: oh because only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed.
Friend: isnt that the shit that dream says?

Squid game guards by Lolorator360 November 13, 2021

Gnarskies 

Gnarskies, similar to Domeskies is.. to be frank, oral sex from a rather unattractive female. Thus, Domeskies is oral sex from one fine azz bitch.

All credit goes to Carlos Garcia.

Kid1: That party was legit, I got domeskies from this one bitch.

Kid2: Who?

Kid1: Chelsea... was her name I think.

Kid2: CHELSEA? That would be some gnarskies dog. That bitch is haggard hahaha. Maybe you should quit drinking...

Kid1: Fuck you.

Tavares: Awwwwe shit this niggaz crazy!

Gnarskies by kriegz October 15, 2008

Guardsman Bob 

The most mature, gentlemanly player and streamer in League of Legends, a popular Free-to-Play MOBA-style game. Very calm and collected, experienced, always explains his actions and decisions, often goes off on long rants/explanations that pertain to LoL or online gaming in general. He also has a very diverse playlist (completely devoid of dubstep); many people often keep his stream open just to listen.

If you enjoy watching people play League of Legends, Guardsman Bob is surely your best bet.

Guy 1: Man, HotshotGG is such a whiny, narcissistic bitch! He always blames his teammates for mistakes he himself makes. If he weren't such a drama queen, he would hardly have any viewers at all!

Guy 2: I know, right? Come watch Guardsman Bob instead. He never rages and has a damn good song playlist.

Guy 1: Good idea! Thanks!

Guardsman Bob by Androth December 29, 2011