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Another name for male testicles (balls, nads, nuts, gonads, etc.)
Look at that video! It shows this guy falling off a fence and landing on his gnards right on the top rail!! OUCH!!!
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
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Noun. An uncircumcised penis. The "G" is indeed silent when pronouncing this ugly word. Not to be confused with a "nard" which is some kind of weird cracker slang for testicle.

A Gnard is most likely the kind of uncircumcised penis that takes you by surprise, either on a nice American boy whom you would never suspect, or a man you've been with 6 months to a year and never realized he had a little extra downstairs.
"I fear the penis of a French man--they are likely to have a gnard."
by yallahhabibineeknay August 07, 2009
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When one has ingested a large amount of psychedelic drugs, and becomes no more than a series of dubious facial expressions.
Dude,I was so gnard after that fifth hit of acid I couldn't walk or talk.
by DanjerBlaine August 17, 2015
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