Implying713's definitions

Gyarados

Gyarados is a large, blue, dragon-like animal hailing from the hit Pokemon gaming series. Recognizable by its serpentine body and constantly opened mouth, Gyarados is a popular choice among male players for its fierce and intimidatding looks.
Gyarados evolves from Magikarp, conversely the weakest of all Pokemon by far. Evolving a Magikarp into a Gyarados is highly worth it, however, as a well-raised one can effectively rape the shit out of many other Pokemon.

Gyarados is incredibly badass.
Mark: "LOL dude you suck at Pokemon"
Doug: "FUCK YOU! GYARADOS, use HYPER BEAM!!!"
Mark: "you just decimated my entire party asshole"

by Implying713 June 15, 2011

Puffy

A nickname for a girl who has pleasantly large breasts. Often describes a woman who is vain about her shapely mammary glands.

Vicky: They call me Puffy!
Doug: Why?
Vicky: I don't KNOW!! (thrusts breasts violently into Doug's face)

by Implying713 July 9, 2011

Trollpedo

The trollpedo is defined as any airborne projectile that - whether with intention or not - makes contact with an unsuspecting party's face. Trollpedoes always result in massive amounts of pain and lulz, and are soon after followed by rage-mode.

Note: Do not EVER attempt to throw a trollpedo at a bear. Bears will kill you.

Josh was being a noob, so I hit him in the face with a trollpedo just for the lulz. Then he digivolved into a fucking bear and clawed my pasty ginger ass to pieces.

by Implying713 June 15, 2011

hheh

The edgier, hornier brother of your standard "heh" laugh. Used primarily by former emo kids or fucking idiots, esp after making a particularly bad joke, usually of a sexual nature.

GF: Quit screwing around, we need to fill up these holes in the ground
BF: I'll fill up YOUR holes in the ground
GF: hheh

by Implying713 December 29, 2018

skull crusher

1) A musical track that plays at such an incredible volume or contains great enough bass that the listener's cranial region is shattered and/or pulverized whilst blood, grey matter, and other assorted materials gush out of every fissure created by the initial shockwave.
2) A combat maneuver that effectively replicates the aftereffects of the first definition.
3) A very fucking painful and forceful blowjob.

1) As soon as Jimmy started playing that heavy-ass skull crusher shit through his airplane headphones his brains fucking spewed all over my goddamn shirt, so now I have to go out to Wal-Mart and buy a brand new one. But I think I'll keep the old one as a memento.
2) Dude I though Brad was going to kick Jack's ass when that kid pulled off a skull crusher and splattered Brad's face all over the pavement, Jesus!
3) I gave my girlfriend a skull crusher last night, so she took off school today because she had a sore throat.

by Implying713 February 19, 2011

just kidding

A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.

Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.

Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?

by Implying713 July 6, 2011

Douggie

1) A dumb and useless dance popularized by the Cali Swag District song "Teach Me How to Douggie." Considered just as retarded as the "John Wall" only because the people who claim they know how to do it just stand in one place moving their arms across their sideburns like dumbasses.
2) An obscure type of marijuana.
3) An alias for a male whose first name is "Douglas." Implies that the aforementioned person is very Fresche.

1) Evan thinks he can Douggie but when he tries he just looks like an asspie geeking out over his favorite anime episode.
2) Hey man, smokin' up a Douggie behind Carl's house. Where you at?
3)Sup Douggie, you lookin' mighty fresche. Get it in with Naomi lately?

by Implying713 July 4, 2011