16 definitions by Implying713
The trollpedo is defined as any airborne projectile that - whether with intention or not - makes contact with an unsuspecting party's face. Trollpedoes always result in massive amounts of pain and lulz, and are soon after followed by rage-mode.
Note: Do not EVER attempt to throw a trollpedo at a bear. Bears will kill you.
Note: Do not EVER attempt to throw a trollpedo at a bear. Bears will kill you.
Josh was being a noob, so I hit him in the face with a trollpedo just for the lulz. Then he digivolved into a fucking bear and clawed my pasty ginger ass to pieces.
by Implying713 June 15, 2011
To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.
Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
by Implying713 June 24, 2011
1) A dumb and useless dance popularized by the Cali Swag District song "Teach Me How to Douggie." Considered just as retarded as the "John Wall" only because the people who claim they know how to do it just stand in one place moving their arms across their sideburns like dumbasses.
2) An obscure type of marijuana.
3) An alias for a male whose first name is "Douglas." Implies that the aforementioned person is very Fresche.
2) An obscure type of marijuana.
3) An alias for a male whose first name is "Douglas." Implies that the aforementioned person is very Fresche.
1) Evan thinks he can Douggie but when he tries he just looks like an asspie geeking out over his favorite anime episode.
2) Hey man, smokin' up a Douggie behind Carl's house. Where you at?
3)Sup Douggie, you lookin' mighty fresche. Get it in with Naomi lately?
2) Hey man, smokin' up a Douggie behind Carl's house. Where you at?
3)Sup Douggie, you lookin' mighty fresche. Get it in with Naomi lately?
by Implying713 July 2, 2011
1) A musical track that plays at such an incredible volume or contains great enough bass that the listener's cranial region is shattered and/or pulverized whilst blood, grey matter, and other assorted materials gush out of every fissure created by the initial shockwave.
2) A combat maneuver that effectively replicates the aftereffects of the first definition.
3) A very fucking painful and forceful blowjob.
2) A combat maneuver that effectively replicates the aftereffects of the first definition.
3) A very fucking painful and forceful blowjob.
1) As soon as Jimmy started playing that heavy-ass skull crusher shit through his airplane headphones his brains fucking spewed all over my goddamn shirt, so now I have to go out to Wal-Mart and buy a brand new one. But I think I'll keep the old one as a memento.
2) Dude I though Brad was going to kick Jack's ass when that kid pulled off a skull crusher and splattered Brad's face all over the pavement, Jesus!
3) I gave my girlfriend a skull crusher last night, so she took off school today because she had a sore throat.
2) Dude I though Brad was going to kick Jack's ass when that kid pulled off a skull crusher and splattered Brad's face all over the pavement, Jesus!
3) I gave my girlfriend a skull crusher last night, so she took off school today because she had a sore throat.
by Implying713 January 30, 2011
When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.
girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.
by Implying713 October 8, 2011
A special maneuver known only by ninjas, Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Jesus. This meme originated from the popular (albeit overrated) anime "Naruto," in an episode where the character named Gai performs a flying side-kick into the antagonist's face, during which he - in typical anime fashion - screams out the name of his attack: Dynamic Entry.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.
Josiah: Josh, get the door, someone's knocking.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.
by Implying713 January 28, 2011
Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.
by Implying713 July 5, 2011