16 definitions by Implying713
Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.
by Implying713 July 5, 2011
What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.
Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
by Implying713 July 18, 2011
When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.
girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.
by Implying713 October 8, 2011
1) A dumb and useless dance popularized by the Cali Swag District song "Teach Me How to Douggie." Considered just as retarded as the "John Wall" only because the people who claim they know how to do it just stand in one place moving their arms across their sideburns like dumbasses.
2) An obscure type of marijuana.
3) An alias for a male whose first name is "Douglas." Implies that the aforementioned person is very Fresche.
2) An obscure type of marijuana.
3) An alias for a male whose first name is "Douglas." Implies that the aforementioned person is very Fresche.
1) Evan thinks he can Douggie but when he tries he just looks like an asspie geeking out over his favorite anime episode.
2) Hey man, smokin' up a Douggie behind Carl's house. Where you at?
3)Sup Douggie, you lookin' mighty fresche. Get it in with Naomi lately?
2) Hey man, smokin' up a Douggie behind Carl's house. Where you at?
3)Sup Douggie, you lookin' mighty fresche. Get it in with Naomi lately?
by Implying713 July 2, 2011
A special maneuver known only by ninjas, Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Jesus. This meme originated from the popular (albeit overrated) anime "Naruto," in an episode where the character named Gai performs a flying side-kick into the antagonist's face, during which he - in typical anime fashion - screams out the name of his attack: Dynamic Entry.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.
Josiah: Josh, get the door, someone's knocking.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.
by Implying713 January 28, 2011
A nickname for a girl who has pleasantly large breasts. Often describes a woman who is vain about her shapely mammary glands.
Vicky: They call me Puffy!
Doug: Why?
Vicky: I don't KNOW!! (thrusts breasts violently into Doug's face)
Doug: Why?
Vicky: I don't KNOW!! (thrusts breasts violently into Doug's face)
by Implying713 July 9, 2011
A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.
Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.
Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.
Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?
by Implying713 July 5, 2011