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gnared

1-to cut a piece off of something
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.
Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.

Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.
by cgp24 September 21, 2009
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gnardog

Someone that shows the qualities of a complete badass.
That guy is a gnardog, a straight gnardog.
by Dahme December 9, 2008
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top geared

To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.

In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.
P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!

P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!
by Colonel Panic2 October 11, 2012
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gnarled penis

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.
(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"
by jayfinator December 15, 2011
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gnarfed

When there's no more hits left in the bowl.
"Dude that bowl is gnarfed, better clap it out."
by MCEE August 30, 2006
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gnards

Another name for male testicles (balls, nads, nuts, gonads, etc.)
Look at that video! It shows this guy falling off a fence and landing on his gnards right on the top rail!! OUCH!!!
by Telephony November 12, 2015
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gnards

by a_genius October 26, 2006
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