gnardog

Someone that shows the qualities of a complete badass.

That guy is a gnardog, a straight gnardog.

by Dahme December 9, 2008

gnardog

An expression of excitement, resulting from something extremely impressive

That trick he pulled on his skateboard was straight gnardog.

by Miles Dan October 2, 2004

Gnardog

Cool, awesome, amazing, Gnarly or Gnarly friend

That would be total GnarDog.

by JonBongGroovy August 15, 2017

gnardogs

A word used to describe awesomeness. A knock-off of the word gnarly.

a. Guy 1: DUDE THAT WAS SO SICKZ0RZ OMG OMG. YOU NAILED THAT POOP.
Guy 2: on a scale of 1-10 how many GNARDOGS WAS THAT?!?!?

a. Guy 1: that was so gnardogs!

by Reverend Buddy December 29, 2007

Gnardog

A very Unnatractive woman.
This can be for a number of reasons, though usually she is either ugly, fat or a slut.

Damn! Hold up... Look at that bitch! What a gnardog!

by Reisenhart August 15, 2007

Gnardog Special

To orally rape a human being that is currently stuck in a zip-tied sleeping bag that is sharing a tent with you.

C: Hey dude guess what I did last night camping with my friend Oliver Anoose?
R: What did you do?
C: I took off his pants when he was sleeping then I zip tied his sleeping bag. Next I whipped out my COCK and shook him. As he was yawning because I woke him up, I inserted my penis into his mouth.
R: Haha yeah bro, THE GNARDOG SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Barnicle Bros-7/24/12 3:00 AM July 24, 2012